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7th & Kellogg Avenue, Ames, Iowa 50010 515-232-3815 (ph) 515-232-1506 (fax)
Skits for Download
For 10 years, the ROCK has been involved in a monthly Skit ministry in Ascension Worship Services. Several people have requested that past skits be made available for distribution.
Format: This library of skits is slowly being loaded on line. Skts are available in MS Word, MS PowerPoint, and pdf formats.
Directions: Look at skits in the format of your choice. If you decide to use a skit, our conditions for using them are stated in the adjacent* “Conditions for Use Copyright Statement” that appears with each skit.
Skit notes: (1) Some skits are “localized” to the church of origin (e.g., Ames, Lutheran, etc.), so feel free to localize them to your own city/congregation. (2) Obviously, substitute the names of your actors in the cast list at the top, noting that some parts have many lines, and others have few. (3) Take liberties with creative costuming of the characters.
Questions: Contact David Skarshaug (david@skarshaug.com) if you have questions about any of this.
Skit Title

What was
nailed to the
cross?

Need some
Powerade?

You Want To
Be Blessed?

Case of the
Open Tomb
Note: LONG
Skit (35 min)

Out of this
World!

There is Only
One Like You !

Family Feud

Complain,
Complain,
Complain!

God’s Got
Big Plans!

Arms Wide
Open

Impact!!

Back to the
Empty Tomb

Mary
Encounters
the
Twilight
Zone

Cleansed by
a Servant

Love Your
Enemy?

I Am Who
I Am!

That’s Not
Fair!

Searching
for a Pastor

A Fathers’
Day Skit

I Love
Harmony

Good Grief,
Charlie
Brown?

Way Back To
Leadership,
Mr. Peabody

To Tell The
Truth: Martin
Luther

When You and
I Need to
Change

Father’s Day,
Jesus’ Way

An Easter
Story

Raiders of the
Empty Tomb

Plumber on the
Roof

In the
Wilderness

My ‘Oly Lydie

Superhero Council

Deal or No Deal, Baby?

Never Stop Learning

Not the End

Self-Respect

American Father

An Eternal Treasure

Mary Encounters the Twilight Zone

Picked by a Winner

Faith That Impacts

A Bedtime
Story

The Night That
Bore Christmas

Waltons v.
The Whiners

Pulling Up the
Weeds

Baseball Benny

The Faith Be
With You

Servers:
The Skit

Easter
Infomercial

Love And
Sacrifice

Fishin’
Hole

A Christmas
Carol

Who Wants
To Be A
Winner?

Gilligan’s
Aisle

Family
Feud

The Not-So-
Secret Service

A Tribute
To Biblical
Fathers

God’s Acres

Petey & the
Peace Factory


Taking
Charge


It Just
Doesn’t Matter


Forsaken

Extraordinary

Mess to
Masterpiece

Scripture

Colossians 2:6-15

Psalm 27:1-6

Romans 7:15-25
2 Cor. 11:23-27
Acts 20:17-38

Matt 28:1-15
Mark 16:1-13
Luke 24:1-32
John 20:1-18

Philippians
3:17-4:1

Psalm 139:1-18

Romans 3:22-28

Numbers 11:1-30

Nehemiah 6:1-16

Proverbs 4:1-13

Acts 10:1-43

John 20:1-18
Matt. 28:5-12

John 20:1-18

John 13:4-17

Luke 6:27-31

Exodus 3:13-14
John 8:58

Matt. 20:1-16

Mk 10:41-45
Jn 21:15-17

Psalm 52:8

2 Cor. 13:11-13

2 Cor. 8:1-5
Matthew 6:19-21

John 1:6-42
Matthew 11:7-11

Romans 1:17
Romans 5:1

Acts 9:10-19

Galatians
2:19-20

John 20:1-18

John 20:1-18

Joshua 5:10-12

Exodus 15
Luke 4:1-13

Romans 12:1-2

Heb. 10:11-14

Mark 10:17-31

2 Tim. 1:3-7; 2:15

Matt. 11:25-30; 28:18-20

Mark 6:1-6

Psalms 34:7; 50:15; 119:11

Matthew 6:19-21

John 20:1-18

Acts 10:34-43

Mark 2:1-12

John 1:43-51

Luke 1:26-38

Ephesians 1:15-23

Matt. 13:24-30,
36-43

Matt. 10:29-31

2 Cor. 9:6-13

Eph. 2:8-10
Mark 10:45

Acts

Matt. 26:6-13

Acts

Isaiah 7:10-17
Matt. 1:20-23

2 Tim 4:6-8
2 Tim 4:16-18
Luke 18:9-14

Col. 1: 16-18

Luke 14:25-33

Luke 10:1-21
Matt 28:19-20

Various
Passages &
Familiar
Bible Fathers

Mark 4:3-8
Mark 4:14-20

John 20:19-31


Luke 15:1-32
(Prodigal Son)


Jer. 17:5-10


Various Biblical
Characters
(Joseph, Ruth,
Jonah)

Luke 1:39-55

Mark 9:38-48

Topic

Dependence
on
the Law
was nailed
to the cross.

Learning
to rely on
God as our
Source of
Strength.

Christians
are shown
challenges
of Christian
life.

Easter
Stories told
in Court
Room Trial
of disciples

Jesus’
Kingdom &
Christians
are not of
this world.

Uniqueness
of each
person
God
created.

Faith vs.
the Law

Trusting in
God rather
than just
complaining.

Trusting in
God to
achieve
really BIG
things.

Father’s Day
Skit.
Love of
a Father.

Peter’s Vision
of including
Gentiles in
early
church.

Easter Skit
Jesus, the
ultimate
time
machine.

Easter Skit
The great
joy and
surprise of
Easter.

The servant
example
that Christ
left for his
church.

Loving our
neighbors,
even our
enemies.

Trying to
understand
God’s Name
“I Am”

A retelling
of Parable
of the
workers in
the vineyard.

A humorous
look at
odd ways of
finding a new
pastor.

Our
amazing
heavenly
father.

The
importance
of harmony
in the Church.

Change,
Capital
Campaigns,
Stewardship

Leadership
As Seen
In John
The Baptist

Justification
By Faith &
Protestant
Reformation

Dealing with
Changes God
Wants us to
Make

A look at
the example
of a Godly
Father

Easter Skit
Coming to
Terms
With
Easter

Easter Skit
2 Pieces of
Evidence:
No Body &
The Body

Relying on a
changeless
God in a
Changing
World

Importance of
learning to
grow in life’s
Wilderness

Basics on Living Holy Lives

Jesus, the perfect New Testament Priest and Sacrifice

How to get to heaven

Importance of people of all ages attending Sunday School

Confirmation is not the end of Christian Education

True Biblical self-respect

Father’s Day Theme: God is truly the best Father

Jesus is our eternal treasure, more valuable than all treasures

The great joy and surprise the disciples found Easter morning.

The great privilege we have in being chosen by God.

Importance of Bible Study, Memorization, Prayer, & Witness

Being a true
follower of
Christ

The True
Christmas
Story told
in rhyme

Learning to
be thankful
in all
things

Parable of the
Farmer &
the Seed

Love of
Earthly Father
Likened to
Love of God

Christian
Stewardship
& Value of
Giving

The Need
For Us To
Be Service-
Minded

Jesus is the
True Life-
Changing
“Product”

The True
Meaning
of Sacrificial
Giving

When Things
Don’t Seem
To Go Our
Way

An Old- &
New-
Testament
Christmas

Jesus is
Our Real
Lifeline

Giving God
Our Place
Of Worship:
Our Heart

Importance
Of Placing
God First
In Our Life

Taking
The Great
Commission
Seriously

A Comical
Look At
Earthly Dads
(Father’s Day)

A Church
Dedication
(Land) Skit

Having
True Peace
In the
Modern
World


Knowing
when & how
to take
control of
your life


Faith, Love,
& integrity
should be
evident in
our lives.


Seeing how
we are not
forsaken by
God in bad
situations

As ordinary
as we make
Him, God &
His ways are
extraordinary!

Remember,
Jesus is the
Life.

Parody

“Jay-Walking”

Not a Parody

“Let’s Make a Deal”

“Perry Mason”
“People’s Court”
“Laurel & Hardy”

Star Trek

Not a Parody

TV Game Show
“Family Feud”

“Brady Bunch”
“Peanuts”

Not a Parody

Not a Parody

“Lavern & Shirley”
“Caddy Shack”
Marx Brothers

“Back to the
Future” Movie

“Twilight Zone”
Episode

“March Madness”
with Dick Vitale
& Howard Cosell

“Mr. Rogers
Neighborhood”
“3 Stooges”

“Abbott &
Costello”
“Popeye”

“Hans & Franz”
“Of Mice & Men”
2008 Olympics
“I Love Lucy”
“Harvey”

eHarmony
Olympics
Baseball Cards
State Fair

Not a
Parody
(but based on
super heros)

“I Love Lucy”
“The
Honeymooners”
& the Marx Bros.

Charlie
Brown
and the
Peanuts

“Improbable
History”
(a.k.a. Peabody
& Sherman)

“To Tell The Truth
Game Show”

“The Red Green
Show”

“The Sound of
Music”

“A Christmas
Story”

“Raiders of the
Lost Ark”

“Fiddler on the
Roof”
&
“Field of Dreams”

“Survivor” &
“Seinfeld”

“My Fair Lady”

“Incredibles” &
other various
Super Heros

Howard Cosell, Dick Vitale, and the show “Deal or No Deal?”

“The Music Man”

“Twilight Zone”

Not a Parody

“The Dating Game” , “American Idol”, & Various TV Characters

“Da Vinci Code”, “Citizen Kane”, “Raiders of the Lost Ark”

“Twilight Zone”

“Leave it to Beaver”

Winter Olympic
Games

Not a Parody

“The Night Before
Christmas” Poem

“The Waltons” & “The Whiners”
(SNL Sketch)

Parable retold in
Dr. Seuss Style
Rhyme

Not a Parody

“Star Wars”

Not a Parody

Any number of
Television
Infomercials

Not a Parody

“The Andy
Griffith
Show”

“A Christmas
Carol” by
Dickens

Game show
“Who Wants To
Be A Millionaire?”

“Gilligans
Island”

Game show
“Family Feud”

“Blues
Brothers”

Not a Parody

“Green
Acres”

“Charlie & the
Chocolate Factory”


Movie “Rainman”
“People’s Court”
(Judge Wopner)


TV show
“Leave It To
Beaver”


Parody of
a panel-style
TV game show

Parody of movie
“Mary Poppins”

Parody of movie
“Wizard of Oz”

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*Conditions for Use Copyright Statement
©2010 David Skarshaug (www.alcames.org). Conditions for use: (1) If you use all or parts of this script in any form, please consider sending a suggested $5 donation check made out to “The ROCK” to the following address: Ascension Lutheran Church, 7th & Kellogg, Ames, IA 50010. Reference the script title in the memo on the check. (2) Do not sell any part of this script, even if you rewrite it. (3) You may reproduce this script for internal use, but all copies must contain this copyright statement.
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