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Skits for Download

For 10 years, the ROCK has been involved in a monthly Skit ministry in Ascension Worship Services. Several people have requested that past skits be made available for distribution.

Format:  This library of skits is slowly being loaded on line. Skts are available in MS Word, MS PowerPoint, and pdf formats.

Directions: Look at skits in the format of your choice. If you decide to use a skit, our conditions for using them are stated in the adjacent* “Conditions for Use Copyright Statement” that appears with each skit.

Skit notes: (1) Some skits are “localized” to the church of origin (e.g., Ames, Lutheran, etc.), so feel free to localize them to your own city/congregation.  (2) Obviously, substitute the names of your actors in the cast list at the top, noting that some parts have many lines, and others have few.  (3) Take liberties with creative costuming of the characters.

Questions: Contact David Skarshaug (david@skarshaug.com) if you have questions about any of this.

 

Skit Title


What was
nailed to the

cross?




Need some
Powerade?





You Want To
Be Blessed?





Case of the
Open Tomb


Note: LONG

Skit (35 min)


Out of this
World!





There is Only
One Like You !





Family Feud





Complain,
Complain,

Complain!




God’s Got
Big Plans!





Arms Wide
Open





Impact!!





Back to the
Empty Tomb





Mary
Encounters

the

Twilight

Zone


Cleansed by
a Servant





Love Your
Enemy?





I Am Who
I Am!





That’s Not
Fair!





Searching

for a Pastor





A Fathers’

Day Skit





I Love

Harmony





Good Grief,

Charlie

Brown?




Way Back To

Leadership,

Mr. Peabody




To Tell The

Truth: Martin

Luther




When You and

I Need to

Change




Father’s Day,

Jesus’ Way





An Easter

Story





Raiders of the

Empty Tomb





Plumber on the

Roof





In the

Wilderness






My ‘Oly Lydie







Superhero Council






Deal or No Deal, Baby?






Never Stop Learning






Not the End







Self-Respect







American Father






An Eternal Treasure






Mary Encounters the Twilight Zone





Picked by a Winner






Faith That Impacts






A Bedtime

Story






The Night That

Bore Christmas






Waltons v.

The Whiners






Pulling Up the

Weeds






Baseball Benny







The Faith Be

With You






Servers:

The Skit






Easter

Infomercial






Love And

Sacrifice






Fishin’

Hole






A Christmas

Carol






Who Wants

To Be A

Winner?





Gilligan’s

Aisle






Family

Feud






The Not-So-

Secret Service






A Tribute

To Biblical

Fathers





God’s Acres







Petey & the

Peace Factory







Taking

Charge







It Just

Doesn’t Matter







Forsaken







Extraordinary







Mess to

Masterpiece




 

Scripture


Colossians 2:6-15





Psalm 27:1-6





Romans 7:15-25
2 Cor. 11:23-27

Acts 20:17-38




Matt 28:1-15
Mark 16:1-13

Luke 24:1-32

John 20:1-18



Philippians
3:17-4:1





Psalm 139:1-18






Romans 3:22-28






Numbers 11:1-30






Nehemiah 6:1-16






Proverbs 4:1-13






Acts 10:1-43






John 20:1-18

Matt. 28:5-12





John 20:1-18






John 13:4-17






Luke 6:27-31






Exodus 3:13-14

John 8:58





Matt. 20:1-16






Mk 10:41-45

Jn 21:15-17





Psalm 52:8






2 Cor. 13:11-13






2 Cor. 8:1-5

Matthew 6:19-21





John 1:6-42

Matthew 11:7-11





Romans 1:17

Romans 5:1





Acts 9:10-19






Galatians

2:19-20





John 20:1-18





John 20:1-18





Joshua 5:10-12





Exodus 15
Luke 4:1-13






Romans 12:1-2







Heb. 10:11-14







Mark 10:17-31







2 Tim. 1:3-7; 2:15







Matt. 11:25-30; 28:18-20






Mark 6:1-6







Psalms 34:7; 50:15; 119:11






Matthew 6:19-21







John 20:1-18







Acts 10:34-43







Mark 2:1-12







John 1:43-51







Luke 1:26-38







Ephesians 1:15-23







Matt.  13:24-30,

36-43






Matt.  10:29-31







2 Cor. 9:6-13







Eph. 2:8-10

Mark 10:45






Acts







Matt. 26:6-13







Acts







Isaiah 7:10-17

Matt. 1:20-23






2 Tim 4:6-8

2 Tim 4:16-18

Luke 18:9-14





Col. 1: 16-18







Luke 14:25-33







Luke 10:1-21

Matt 28:19-20






Various

Passages &

Familiar

Bible Fathers




Mark 4:3-8

Mark 4:14-20






John 20:19-31








Luke 15:1-32

(Prodigal Son)







Jer. 17:5-10








Various Biblical

Characters

(Joseph, Ruth,

Jonah)




Luke 1:39-55







Mark 9:38-48





 

Topic


Dependence
on
the Law
was nailed 

to the cross.


Learning
to rely on
God as our
Source of

Strength.


Christians
are shown
challenges
of Christian

life.


Easter
Stories told
in Court
Room Trial 

of disciples


Jesus’
Kingdom &
Christians
are not of  

this world.


Uniqueness
of each
person
God  

created.


Faith vs.
the Law

 



Trusting in
God rather
than just
complaining. 



Trusting in
God to
achieve
really BIG 

things.


Father’s Day
Skit.
Love of
a Father. 



Peter’s Vision
of including
Gentiles in
early 

church.


Easter Skit
Jesus, the
ultimate
time 

machine.


Easter Skit
The great
joy and 
surprise of 

Easter.


The servant
example
that Christ
left for his 

church.


Loving our
neighbors,
even our
enemies. 



Trying to
understand
God’s Name
“I Am” 



A retelling
of Parable
of the
workers in 

the vineyard.


A humorous
look at
odd ways of
finding a new

pastor.


Our
amazing
heavenly
father.



The
importance
of harmony
in the Church.



Change,
Capital
Campaigns,
Stewardship



Leadership
As Seen
In John
The Baptist



Justification
By Faith &
Protestant
Reformation



Dealing with
Changes God
Wants us to
Make



A look at
the example
of a Godly
Father



Easter Skit
Coming to
Terms
With

Easter


Easter Skit
2 Pieces of
Evidence:
No Body &

The Body


Relying on a
changeless
God in a
Changing

World


Importance of
learning to
grow in life’s
Wilderness




Basics on Living Holy Lives





Jesus, the perfect New Testament Priest and Sacrifice



How to get to heaven






Importance of people of all ages attending Sunday School




Confirmation is not the end of Christian Education




True Biblical self-respect






Father’s Day Theme: God is truly the best Father




Jesus is our eternal treasure, more valuable than all treasures



The great joy and surprise the disciples found Easter morning.



The great privilege we have in being chosen by God.



Importance of Bible Study, Memorization, Prayer, & Witness



Being a true

follower of

Christ





The True

Christmas

Story told

in rhyme




Learning to

be thankful

in all

things




Parable of the

Farmer &

the Seed





Love of

Earthly Father

Likened to

Love of God




Christian

Stewardship

& Value of

Giving




The Need

For Us To

Be Service-

Minded




Jesus is the

True Life-

Changing

“Product”




The True

Meaning

of Sacrificial

Giving




When Things

Don’t Seem

To Go Our

Way




An Old- &

New-

Testament

Christmas




Jesus is

Our Real

Lifeline





Giving God

Our Place

Of Worship:

Our Heart




Importance

Of Placing

God First

In Our Life




Taking

The Great

Commission

Seriously




A Comical

Look At

Earthly Dads

(Father’s Day)




A Church

Dedication

(Land) Skit





Having

True Peace

In the

Modern

World




Knowing

when & how

to take

control of

your life




Faith, Love,

& integrity

should be

evident in

our lives.




Seeing how

we are not

forsaken by

God in bad

situations



As ordinary

as we make

Him, God &

His ways are

extraordinary!



Remember,

Jesus is the

Life.



 

Parody


“Jay-Walking”

 




Not a Parody

 




“Let’s Make a Deal”

 




“Perry Mason”
“People’s Court”

  “Laurel & Hardy”




Star Trek

 




Not a Parody

 




TV Game Show
“Family Feud”

 




“Brady Bunch”
“Peanuts”

 




Not a Parody

 




Not a Parody

 




“Lavern & Shirley”
“Caddy Shack”

Marx Brothers 




“Back to the
Future” Movie

 




“Twilight Zone”
Episode





“March Madness”
with Dick Vitale

& Howard Cosell 




“Mr. Rogers
Neighborhood”

“3 Stooges” 




“Abbott &
Costello”

“Popeye” 




“Hans & Franz”
“Of Mice & Men” 

2008 Olympics

“I Love Lucy”

“Harvey”


eHarmony
Olympics 

Baseball Cards

State Fair



Not a
Parody 

(but based on

super heros)



“I Love Lucy”
“The 

Honeymooners”

& the Marx Bros.



Charlie
Brown

and the

Peanuts



“Improbable
History”

(a.k.a. Peabody

& Sherman)



“To Tell The Truth
Game Show”





“The Red Green
Show”





“The Sound of
Music”





“A Christmas
Story”





“Raiders of the
Lost Ark”





“Fiddler on the
Roof”

&

“Field of Dreams”



“Survivor” &
“Seinfeld”






“My Fair Lady”







“Incredibles” &

other various

Super Heros





Howard Cosell, Dick Vitale, and the show “Deal or No Deal?”




“The Music Man”







“Twilight Zone”







Not a Parody







“The Dating Game” , “American Idol”, & Various TV Characters




“Da Vinci Code”, “Citizen Kane”, “Raiders of the Lost Ark”




“Twilight Zone”







“Leave it to Beaver”







Winter Olympic

Games






Not a Parody







“The Night Before

Christmas” Poem






“The Waltons” & “The Whiners”

(SNL Sketch)





Parable retold in

Dr. Seuss Style

Rhyme





Not a Parody







“Star Wars”







Not a Parody







Any number of

Television

Infomercials





Not a Parody







“The Andy

Griffith

Show”





“A Christmas

Carol” by

Dickens





Game show

“Who Wants To

Be A Millionaire?”





“Gilligans

Island”






Game show

“Family Feud”






“Blues

Brothers”






Not a Parody







“Green

Acres”






“Charlie & the

Chocolate Factory”







Movie “Rainman”

“People’s Court”

(Judge Wopner)






TV show

“Leave It To

Beaver”






Parody of

a panel-style

TV game show





Parody of movie

“Mary Poppins”






Parody of movie

“Wizard of Oz”




 

*Conditions for Use Copyright Statement

©2010 David Skarshaug (www.alcames.org). Conditions for use: (1) If you use all or parts of this script in any form, please consider sending a suggested $5 donation check made out to “The ROCK” to the following address: Ascension Lutheran Church, 7th & Kellogg, Ames, IA  50010. Reference the script title in the memo on the check. (2) Do not sell any part of this script, even if you rewrite it. (3) You may reproduce this script for internal use, but all copies must contain this copyright statement.